Terms of service

Your Agreement With Us, Explained Fun & Simple.

1. Acceptance of terms

By accessing or using our website, services, or contacting us, you agree to follow all terms listed here. If you don’t agree—no problem, but please don’t use the site. We’re emotional.

2. Use of our website

Don’t misuse the website. No hacking, no copying content, no pretending to be us, and no sending weird stuff.

3. Contact & communication

When you contact us, you give permission to reply back via WhatsApp, email, or calls. But we don’t spam—because we also hate spam.

4. Service availability

We try our best to keep things stable, but sometimes the internet wakes up angry. So we can’t guarantee 24/7 availability — though we try!

5. Payments & refunds

Payments are non-refundable unless explicitly agreed. We don’t like sad customers—but we also don’t like fake refund requests.

6. Changes to terms

We may update terms anytime. If we do, the updated date will be changed. If you keep using this website after the updates, you automatically accept the new terms.